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Here at MI5, we are in constant need of talented individuals who fit our profile of a loyal and committed public servant.

If you think that you fit this description, why not take a moment to fill out the form below?  It is a short psychometric test, drawn up by our Human Resources Department, and includes some actual questions that we ask our field operatives before they commence their service.

When you click the "Send to MI5" button at the end of the form, the contents will be sent to us here at MI5, for our careful consideration.

 
First name
Second name
Email address
Age
Sex Female  Male


In which part of the world do you live?


Which of the following best describes your current profession?


Whom do you despise least (or admire most) out of the following tyrannical despots?


Of the following methods of assassination, which do you think would raise the least suspicion in the case of, for instance, a left-wing member of the cabinet?



Which of the following do you think would make a good Prime Minister for Britain, should Tony Blair fall under a bus, out of a helicopter or into some industrial machinery?  (You may select more than one)
Gordon Brown Iain Duncan Smith
Clare Short Anne Widdicombe
Charles Kennedy Geri Halliwell
David Beckham Sven Goran Eriksson
Desert Orchid Rosemary West


Who, in your opinion, is the hardest working member of the Royal Family?



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